Monthly Archives: August 2015

The Day I Got My First Gym Membership

You know silly things that adults do? Like paying for cabs when they could very well take a bus? Like paying someone to cut and paint your nails for you? Like paying for a Very Expensive gym membership for a gym run by bulky, and possibly douchey gym nuts, hoping it would somehow translate to you getting back the body you had when you were 18?

I’m officially that kind of adult now, it seems. Let me reflect while nursing my sore muscles from said gym.